Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

this is hilarious. also, fuck all dem dumbo movies that are THE SAME!!!

(Source: funeralfrost, via cherry-pop-pop)

TOMORROW I WILL

*WORK OUT *BUY MISO, EAT SALAD *PAY OFF LIBRARY FINES

seriously, I need somebody to follow me around and keep me to my word.

(Source: travels-, via kylemthompson)

neiru2012: “Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

neiru2012:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

(via ttenthousandd)

urineldiot: his palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti There’s vomit on his spaghetti already, mom’s spaghetti He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti but he keeps on forgetting what he spaghetti

urineldiot:

his palms are sweaty, knees weak

arms spaghetti

There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,

mom’s spaghetti

He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he

looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti

but he keeps on forgetting what he

spaghetti

(via createyourownlegend)

lacigreen:

i just like people.

(via becauseiamawoman)

tyleroakley: I refuse to believe this isn’t Tilda Swinton’s Twitter account.

tyleroakley:

I refuse to believe this isn’t Tilda Swinton’s Twitter account.

(Source: mynamekyle, via occupythetardis)

I made a skirt!

I made a skirt!

themagicalgirl:

Rule 1: IF TUMBLR’S CREATOR COMES UP ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG.

yes!!!!!!!

How does this not have 45724076207424729837562394857461943174561439 notes?!

^ Because some people aren’t following the rules.

Bitches you better be following the rules and reblogging this

reblogging just because he is a babe.

(Source: ofsparrowsandmockingjays, via thisismystagename)